Idiot Savant--w/ emphasis on idiot
I had well over 500 followers before I posted my “word vomit”. It had nothing to do with me asking for attention, dickwads.
HERE’S A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF FOR ALL MY NEW FOLLOWERS:
I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, I’M SIX FOOT FIVE INCHES TALL AND I LOVE CEREAL. I’M TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD. I HAVE THREE SISTERS, A MOM AND A DAD AND TWO CATS AND ONE DOG. THE OTHER DAY I WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING BY MY SISTER. FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT THE DARK KNIGHT ON DVD AND SOME OTHER SHIT. I LOVE TUMBLR, I AM A “BOOTY BANDIT” AND I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY HEAD. LIKE A CAT. IT’S FIVE AM, I’M GOING TO SLEEP NOW. OH ALSO, STUPIDINBOSTON AND JOSHAWESOME: WHERE’S MY LIPSTICK?
GOOD NIGHT (MORNING?).
Listen for a second, Mr. Person. I like StupidinBoston a bunch. I follow his stuff. I think he’s funny and quite interesting because of how he carries himself. You, on the other hand, are mostly like a bunch of other self-absorbed kids trying to shock the rest of the universe just to get some attention. Guess what? I’m twice your age and am shocked only by how you don’t seem embarrassed by your own self-importance. So, hey, if anyone should be putting his tiny weiner away, I’d say that’d be YOU. You have no class.
